Though I do appreciate that Maxis bothered with the 'Sorry We Abducted You' swag.

And since his hair never did get around to doing anything horrific, we gave him a fedora. Now he looks way boss.

What did I say before about equilibrium? He got a job in gaming as a Guild Leader. One promotion away from Game Designer and permaplaticity. His latest want? Top the Gaming career. I cussing hate college.

I'll admit that I'm a little drunk. I commanded Charon to flirt with Rose Dai. Nothing will come of it, I assure you. This IS the end the end the end. I promise promise promise.

Although, we did have some baby scares. Like an IDIOT he goes for the telescope again. Doesn't he remember what happened in his youth?! Don't freak out. I had him cancel that shit.

I do not like the looks of Christy Inada's menacing hand gestures!

Oh, phew. She just stole their invisable newspaper.

By the way~

What happened to this woman's eyebrows?!

I've seen this car a lot, but everytime I see I think it's the most adorable thing in the world. Even cuter than babies. It's so fantastic. If I was ever to download custom content [again] it would be this car. If anyone has it. I've never seen it, though. Then again I don't shop for ts2 cc.

One day of work. He's a game designer.

Troofs. Not that 5k biz, that's a load. I'm talking about the white plumbob of permaplaticity. He worked one day in his life, earning $1,960, plus a bonus of $3,920. Nothing to scoff at, mind you, but that is the entirety of what Charon is contributing to the $650,000 family funds on this, the last of the last of the last Ebonwood family lot.

The man still has twenty-seven days of his adulthood to go. How ever will he spend his days? I rolled for his secondary aspiration the day of his promotion. You'll never guess what it is.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFamily. I wanted to laugh. I really did. Poor bastard.

To take his mind off that particular avenue of wants he booked a long vacation.

Looks rather excited to be leaving, doesn't he?

He went to Alaska. I mean Three Lakes. << >> Why? Why would I choose this place? I'm drunk, what do I know.

He booked the most expensive room, because HEY! We have the funds!

Admittedly, we arrived pretty late, so Charon went to sleep, after purchasing all the available tours, waking up bright and early the next morning to hit up some locals.

Namely, this fellow. Charon was now free to visit the more popular locales in Three Lakes.

And partake of their legendary flapjacks. (Not all that great.)

And examine some wood. I'm sure this isn't what he had in mind when the locals told him about this specific activity. A hyuck hyuck.

This tourist provided no challenge at the roley log game thing.

I can't say to what this is due, but he got a bulls eye his second time. Not sure if I should be worried or proud. (Totally proud.)

His third day abroad he has a very specific activity in mind.

That was to visit this guy. AUGH! Even he does the slap dance! Though I dont know why I should be surprised.

We were quite polite and all that, but as soon as Charon had 'befriended Bigfoot' we booked that joint like mad fast, mang.

We had other shit to do.

Like convince this dude to teach us how to do that fancy Swedish Massage.

And harass this guy a little.

But not Gardening. This was unscheduled.

Right so this chick was causing some problems with some other tourists, and I was just a tad apprehensive about making her acquaintence. But she was cool to me. So I went on with my business.

Apparently it wasn't the locals; it was this specific tourist. She had NO friends here. I felt sort of bad for her.

But she kept her own, messing up the chick that was giving her grief.

Last thing to do was sleep under the stars and as soon as he did that Charon hurried home.

When he got there I was bombarded with these tough choices. I don't remember which bonuses I chose, but it's not like it matters. The man's scott free to do whatever he damn well pleases.

I'm nursing a hangover. I guess here I was trying to capture the ... are those bubbles? The plants, obviously. Charon got gold badges in fishing and gardening. This is the only picture I managed to capture of the whole ordeal.

Zeus got fat after eating Charon's sparkly fish dish and- WHOA!

How long have I had this baby?! Little gold ninja!

Now everyone's happy. And that's how they'll die. These two are getting rather close... to death. Speaking of death.

Charon got a job in Paranormal as- I don't know, something high up there. And we got this little gem. It is rather befitting that he should have one, considering his name and all.

Daphne knows what's going to happen. She can sense it. With her alien senses. -waggles eyebrows-

There's a party.

A goodbye party.

Ms. Inada gets her eyebrows back.

Michael Bar gets an evil moostahsh. Rather dashing, actually.

And then there was this. Quality time with his pappums.

There was skipping.

And knee kicks.

And then Zeus kicked the bucket.

And brought back as a zombie. Don't look so surprised, we all knew this was happening.

"The end is coming."

You're right, Zeus. The end is coming.

Because Life is a river that we all flow on. I've learned to appreciate the peaks and not worry about the valleys as much.

Alas, it looks as though the great equalizer has taken its toll, as everyone in the neighborhood appears to have died.

But that's no reasons to allow this now empty hamlet to remain empty! You can move in a new family. That's the way your sims would have wanted it, don't you think?

Death: Hey, don't I know you?

Zeus: CHHHAAAAAARRRRRROOOOOONNNNN!

Ebonwood became a ghost town, no pun intended. We had a vampire, we had a zombie, we had robotic angels.

After a few centuries had past